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Hey, I'm writing from a beautiful little town called [Redacted] on the south coast of Portugal. If anyone ever gives you the chance to go there, I recommend taking them up on it, assuming their identity, stealing their house, and then dumping their body at sea. (Guess who has been watching Ripley?) The reason I have murder on my mind today is because I have a deal for you which slays. Not just any deal â THE deal. You know the one. It comes around twice a year. Everyone goes nuts. The world...